Randomness ftw

So, this morning I was thinking about...well I don't really know what I was thinking about, but it went like this:
First, you are standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon admiring the view, when all of a sudden a strong gust of wind rips an important piece of paper from you hand.
Then, you, in a mindless rush to get that all important paper back, jump of the cliff to go get it.
Thereafter, you land at the bottom with several broken bones, but miraculously are still alive, mere inches away from your beloved piece of paper.
Just as you grab onto it however, a skunk jumps on the paper and sprays you in the face. You jump backwards, but get a massive papercut on you hand because you had grabbed the paper to tightly.
At the hospital, they have to wash you with lemon juice to get the skunk stench off of you, but then the lemon juice gets into your huge paper cut, and it hurts really badly.

Well, there you have it. I have absolutely no idea why I posted this so that your eyes had to be seared by it, but here it is. A little glimpse into my mind...=D

Holy... Somebody as mental and random as me!

But what if you are standing on to of the Eiffel tower and you get struck by lightning, then you grab onto the person next to you and shock them causing them to be paralyzed. Then with the guilt of what you have done you jump off of the tower but land on an old man and giving him a fit. Then the guy in a fit (and has broken legs) accidentally hits a passing by person in the face. The the guy that was paralyzed falls off of the tower and hits you on the head, knocking you out. Then you wake up in prison for assault and in your cell is an old man and a paralyzed dude both in for assault too.

Also, how do you jump back with several broken bones?

lol Good thing that didn't occur in America, otherwise you would have also been sitting with several lawsuits to boot. lol